Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mountain Cristo

We went in search of lifeforms of higher intelligence last evening in the Wasatch Mtns. No luck this time, just another heady morning of universal connections. Once the nostalgia of a sunrise over the turquoise mtns wore off, we had a business meeting. On top of Mountain Cristo, cell phone coverage was kind spotty. Dont tell anyone, but I heard Dick Ass I mean Dick Bass (Snowbird Ski Resorts President/Owner whatever, basically the rich Texan ass clown and local asshole who wants to put a ROLLER COASTER up Superior)... also wants to put a Cell Phone tower on Monte Cristo! WELLLLLL you know what I want to do? Somehow get rid of all these rich, old, soulless, and heartless business tycoons who have been fuckin shit up in the world for way to long. Dick Bass, Dick Cheney, Dick whoever, all the Dicks of the world need to leave this earth. Its way to special of a place for assholes like ya'll to be ruining it in so many ways....If all the Dicks of the world were ever found in LOT, wooks would have then hanging upside down from a tree with their mouths duct taped and a sheet of doses duct taped to their sweaty foreheadz.

On a lighter note, it was pretty fun laying down some eights on the "edge of the world," and skiing above Disney World I mean Snowbird and the Salt Lake Valley.

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